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14

Sep

lapfoxs:

this is literally everyone on tumblr

irrelephantopinions:

My boyfriend and I have decided that we’re going to name our second corgi Hoob A. Stank. This may or may not last since we’re both drunk. 

tinarannosaurus:

"Looking good, Mom!"

request (x)

blackluma:

bae: come over

me: can’t

bae: i got demo codes

me:

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pk-spankety:

am i torturing myself

pk-spankety:

am i torturing myself

rickydillon:

#petitionforellentobeinfrozen2

EIPHROEKFSDDTG

(Source: ohmilkey)

28

Aug

elimin8theimpossible:

cricsyxo:

divinedorothy:

egotastical:

divinedorothy:

bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart

how the fuck do you cheat at jenga

ask a lesbian

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this is never not funny

22

Aug

supershrug:

smh that ain’t right

(Source: ddarkahn)

msfili:

Iron Gym works, folks.